Drunk Hulk arrived on Twitter late last year and quickly became one of Twitter’s best satire feeds. With over 33,000 followers, Drunk Hulk takes shots at all things pop culture in his own unique way.

Recent tweets have taken on Hungrybear9562’s double rainbow freak out (“IT DOUBLE SHOT EXPRESSO! ALL WAY! WOW! IT FULL ON! INTENSE! TOO MUCH! WHAT DO IT MEAN! TELL DRUNK HULK WHAT DO IT MEAN!”), M. Night Shymalan (“DRUNK HULK JUST FIGURE OUT TWIST! M NIGHT SHYMALAN CAREER WAS DEAD WHOLE TIME!”) and literature (“THAT LAST TIME DRUNK HULK CONFUSE DIARY OF ANNE FRANK WITH DIARY OF ANAIS NIN! AWKWARD!”).

We are proud to have Drunk Hulk with us today to answer a few questions.

Hello, Drunk Hulk.

WHATEVER! YOU NO BOSS OF DRUNK HULK!

Okay. What was life like for you in high school?

DRUNK HULK SUPER POPULAR! SO POPULAR PRINCIPAL CALL DRUNK HULK NAME ON INTERCOM EVERY DAY! AND DRUNK HULK HAD SUPER SECRET SPECIAL CLASS ROOM IN BACK OF SCHOOL! BECAUSE DRUNK HULK TOO COOL BE IN NORMAL CLASS! EVERY THING VIP FOR DRUNK HULK! DRUNK HULK EVEN HAD OWN LUNCH HOUR BEFORE OTHER KID! AND THEN THERE SMALL BUS THAT GOTS DRUNK HULK HOME QUICK! LIKE BIG YELLOW LIMO WITHOUT SEAT BELT! SO BY TIME OTHER KID LEAVE SCHOOL! DRUNK HULK ALREADY HOME ON COUCH DRINK CAPRI SUN AND WATCH ROBOTECH! GOOD TIME!

MAN! CAN NO BELIEVE HOW AWESOME DRUNK HULK WAS!

Who would you like to smash given the opportunity?

GOOD QUESTION! LET SEE!

DRUNK HULK LIKE SMASH ALL PEOPLES WHO WEAR BLUETOOTH EAR THING ALL TIME! OR WHEN TWO PEOPLES AT RESTAURANT BOTH WEAR BLUETOOTH EAR THING AT SAME TIME! THERE NO BETTER WAY TELL OTHER PERSON HOW NO IMPORTANT THEY ARE! DRUNK HULK KNOW YOU THINK YOU IN ACTION MOVIE! BUT IN REALITY! DRUNK HULK THINK YOU LOOK AS COOL AS EXTRA IN LOGAN RUN!

DRUNK HULK FEEL BAD FOR PEOPLES WITH HEARING AID! JUST WHEN THEY MAKE HEARING AID SO SMALL YOU CAN NO SEE! SUDDENLY IT COOL HAVE LARGE PLASTIC DEVICE STICK OUT YOU EAR!

Anyone else?

PEOPLES WHO DARE DRUNK HULK COPY AND PASTE STATUS UPDATE ON BOOKFACE! REALLY! THIS CONSTITUTE ADVENTURE IN YOU LIFE! OH! DRUNK HULK DARE YOU LEAVE FRIDGE DOOR OPEN!

JUSTICE SYSTEM! DRUNK HULK THINK LINDSAY LOHAN IDIOT! BUT DRUNK HULK GOTS SERIOUS CONCERN ABOUT SYSTEM THAT PUT LOHAN IN JAIL WHILE PEOPLES AT BP NO HELD ACCOUNTABLE! BP NO NEED MANICURE FINGERNAIL TO GET THEY MESSAGE ACROSS!

That…made sense. What do you think of the current resurgence of 3D?

DRUNK HULK NO UNDERSTAND 3-D CRAZE! IT NO IMPRESS DRUNK HULK! ALL 3-D MOVIE SAME! THEY OUT OF FOCUS! BLURRY! YOU NO SEE NOTHING HAPPENING! DRUNK HULK COMPLAIN TO CINEMA MANAGER! AND HE SAY PUT GLASS ON LIKE DRUNK HULK OLD MAN! DRUNK HULK NO NEED GLASS! DRUNK HULK SEE FINE! MANAGER TRY GIVE DRUNK HULK HIS GLASS! LIKE DRUNK HULK POOR PERSON WHO NO AFFORD OWN GLASS! JUST FIX STUPID CAMERA!

What television show currently airing do you think should have ended by now?

HOW I MET YOU MOTHER! MORE LIKE! LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY FRIEND WHO MORE INTEREST THAN ME FOR FIVE YEAR! ONLY WAY THIS SHOW MAKE SENSE NOW IF BARNEY END UP BE MOTHER!

Prince recently said that the Internet is “completely over . . . The Internet’s like MTV, at one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated.” What do you think?

DRUNK HULK LIKE HOW PRINCE USE TV CHANNEL TO COMPARE TV MEDIUM! THIS LIKE SAY BOOK IS DEAD BECAUSE SCIENCE FICTION NO LONGER HIP!

BUT DRUNK HULK HAPPY TO HEAR NEWS! ESPECIALLY FROM EXPERT LIKE PRINCE! FINALLY! DRUNK HULK CAN MOVE ON WITH LIFE NOW!

CUE SAD PIANO MUSIC!

Thanks, Drunk Hulk.

DRUNK HULK WALK DOWN STREET NOW! HITCH HIKE!

With that, we’ll call it a day with Drunk Hulk.

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